50% of America's Economy should not be profiting on the health of the people
Josh's new Avatar for his social commentary channel
It's hard to know where to start with Josh Clark, the man who invented cancer, and glued all of our collective eyeballs shut with model glue. Why we let him do this is unknown, but suffice it to say, most people remember the exploits of this man in some detail.
He's been responsible for any number of human tragedies, ranging from the recent sex scandal around silly putty, to larger events, such as the intentional mass genocide of the dinosaurs, the crucifixion of Christ, the sinking of the Titanic and 9/11.
Actual photo of Josh. That time Josh tried to take over the world by turning unrefined oil into unsatisfying energy drinks.
His character flaws are incredible. For example, he claims to have six arms and four legs, which would make him look like the Indian god Vishnu, however, in most pictures taken of him, he doesn't look like he has any more than two. He needs to stop lying about his additional appendages, and join the rest of us. Additionally, he's shoplifted party supplies from Party City on multiple occasions.
How many cans of funny foam do you need, Josh?
A little known fact about Josh is that he pretends to be Scottish, but is in fact a seven foot tall Porto Rican man with tiny feet, and a keen appreciation for kiwi pizza. He may also be a demigod, this is unclear according to historical texts, but if he is... he's not one of the important ones. Some sources have him listed as the patron saint of door bells and loud noises.
According to ancient texts, Josh was revered as a god by camel dwelling desert people who did not share his love an affection for Doctor Who. The ancient Hebrew word for stinky pants is Josh Clark. Need I say more?
Proof of Josh Clark treating large animals poorly. For shame.
In the 1940's and the 1960's, Josh was directly responsible for levelling Tokyo on multiple occasions. He claims it was an accident, but we know better. Josh's M/O is to drink lots of water, and shamelessly walk through populated areas burping fire as his tail knocks down buildings in the financial districts of the world.
His current exploits revolve around dirty star wars cosplay and pretending he's not responsible for the evils of capitalism.
In 2020, Josh was sighted running down the street in a yellow latex body glove, yelling "I am cobra commander, you can have all of my raisins, I am free!"
Took on the moniker of an Tangerine determined to take over America for four years.
Ask anyone.